Friday, September 30, 2005
How do you evaluate the word, 'BITCH' ?
Bitch - Pronounciation Key: Bich. n.
1. A female canine animal, especially a dog.
2. Offensive
a. A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing.
b. A lewd woman.
c. A man considered to be weak or contemptible.
3. Slang
A complaint.
4. Something very unpleasant or difficult.
5. MEITING.
What is Blogger up to? I got a hard time looking for where to type my entry today!
My right leg hurts! Ever since I started to go cycling with the guys, I keep falling down. Last morning I fell and cracked my right big toe and banged my knee against the wall while rushing to answer the phone, this morning I fell on my butt because my whole left leg was numb and I didn't know! WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY LEG! Now my right knee cap and ankle feels weird. And my left leg is full of bruises because I fell down while cycling that day. -.-"
I'm so hungry now can? But laziness says it all.. I'm lazy to go buy food and call for delivery.
Eh sometimes don't know why I dream of flying. Just flap my hands and I can fly!! The feeling is so shiok lor. I wanna flyyyy!! LIKE AIRPORK. =D
Maybe I really should go get some food. I'M SERIOUSLY STARVINGGGG
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
My butt hurts!
Ron, Fatty and I cycled from Yishun to Sembawang and back to Yishun again. We took an 'ulu' route which led us to what-the-hell village. It's like sort of a resort. Heh heh. New discovery. I stayed here for so long and didn't know that sucha place exists.
More cycling tomorrow! Yay.. I'm gonna lose weight. ^-^V
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Before I start to blog about the madness in Partyworld,
I WANNA THANK EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HELP ME MADE THIS DREAM A REALITY!
And the list goes..
MY DARLING JASON, CHRISTINE, TING TING, DENIS, ALAN, ROBIN, ZHEN XIONG, XIAO WEN, JILLY, AH PEK, KENNY, AH PUI, RONALD, LINUS, DENNY. Did I miss out anyone?
And to those who sms-ed me a birthday wish,
MY DARLING (who wished me a billion times already), PRISCILLA, ANONYMOUS (i don't have his no. in my contact, but thanks anyway!), JULIANA, XIAO WEN, JOSEPH, ROBIN & GENEVIEVE, JILLY & BF, TUTOR, JIAYI, REGINA, JIN MING, VIVIAN, TOMMY.
Lastly the ones who posted me a testimonial,
I'm lazy to name you guys, but I LOVE Y'ALL!
I arrived at Partyworld first together with Dearie and Ah Pek. Then came along Zhen Xiong and Xiao Wen.
XW, "Audrey.. Sorry.. Wo mai bu dao cake (I couldn't get a cake)."
Me, "Huh.. Okay lor.. Bu yao jin (It's alright)."
*disappointed*
Suddenly something came to my mind. Months ago when it was XW's birthday we used to same trick to surprise her.
Me, "Cheebye! You all wanna prank me izzit?!"
XW + ZX, "No..really can't get."
I thought, sure bo? Okay lah. Cake only. Suan le.
Then, I played around with the microphone, thinking that I'm a damn famous celebrity singing on stage. Sing and sing, drink and drink, play and play.
Dunno how come the TV suddenly play Happy Birthday song. And I rmb that nobody chose that song leh.
GUESS WHAT?!
Dearie came in with a cake lighted up with 17 bright candles! I nearly cried I must say. KANINABEHCHAONIMAMADECHEEBYE (If you don't understand then too bad!)!!! Trick me! But .. =D
I'm so touchedddddddddddd...! And the dumd Partyworld hao yi si to dim the lights, buck up right?!
Can't really catch anything cos of the candles.
And I tried without flash, still failed. TOO DARK!
It's a strawberry cake! =D So creamy.. I like! I was forced to bite up the damn candle. THANKS AH JILLY WHO SQUEEZED IT SO DEEP INSIDE!
You must be thinking, "HAHAHAHA! OR BI LAH. Surely kena smashed one."
But never leh! HEH HEH. Got my bodyguard beside me.
OH LOOK AT MY SMILE.
Ok lah. Cut the cake, I served the kuku Jilly first.
Jilly, "Eh very nice leh the cake. Try leh.." *attempts to feed me*
I was busy cutting and serving so I didn't really care.
Me, "Orh." *bends over to bite cake*
*BISH*
TA MA DE LAO CHEE BONG!! TIO SABO.
And everyone was busy throwing cakes.
I was also forced to bite out a strawberry and Dear would have to bite the other half. But thank goodness no one took a picture of it. Hahahahaha!
And he's busy with his phone, Mr Ky falling asleep.
Xiao Wen, ZX & Robin.
I wasn't invited to take this picture. I like to be extra cannot ah?
Dunno what they doing..
They go tra-lala..
Know why I've got gothic eyes? MY FACE TIO CREAM DEN BO BIAN HAVE TO WASH AWAY MY MAKE UP. What?! You think mascara touch water won't smurge izzit?! See lah.. No eyebrow also..
Ok lah. I'm extra again.
Then 3 of us went crazy.
OK LAH. IM TIRED LAH. It's like I took an hour to blog this entry! -DEAD-
Saturday, September 24, 2005
I promise I will blog about my birthday party tomorrow! WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLEASE!
I'm so excited that I can't sleep can? It's not sua ku or whatever. Hey! For the past 2 years I didn't really celebrate my birthday okay? And this time it will be so many people celebrating with me, how to not kan jiong???
I REALLY CANNOT SLEEP LAH.
Friday, September 23, 2005
I'm a happy girl today! Spell H.A.P.P.Y!
Dear got me my favourite Hello Kitty digicam! =D~~ 180 nia. Shir sold it to me, and the condition's as good as new! WO AI NI BAOBEI ..
And for my birthday, I'm most probably celebrating it in a KTV!
This cute little angel..
Mr. BOTAK!
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Someone asked me, "Is it worth everything that you're doing?"
I don't know.
Anonymous (to protect the person's identity) asked me again, "Are you appreciated? Is it worth a million tears?"
I don't know.
No one understands how I feel. This is too big a burden to be kept in my heart..
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Haven't been sleeping well for the past few nights. *YAWNS*
I was so excited about my BBQ this Sat can, but Pris called to say that she isn't gonna share the pit with me anymore! What the.. chicken backside right?
Gonna get my Hello Kitty digicam on Fri! =) It's my birthday present from Baobei.. =D Muackssss~
A little zhi lian-ing ..
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Was at Rush last night with Ronald. Yup, just the two of us. It's been some time since we last clubbed. And I was wearing this Mickey tee, which made me feel so outcasted. All the girls were like so nicely dressed except me. It's okay la. Last minute planning anyway. And it's Rush, not MU or Black what..!
Happy birthday to myself! But is lunar birthday only lah. I'm turning 17 next Sat!
I'm sorry about yesterday my Baby Boy. I hope you know how much you mean to me. Truly sorry. I LOVE YOU, with all my heart. I promise.. =) Huggies*
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
I had a very, very, very bad dream last night. I dreamt that dearie ran with another girl! And the feeling is so real. So real that I cried when I woke up. OMG.
Oh yes. I forgot that I'm giving 4.5 stars for the lastest movie, "One More Chance". =D~
PEOPLE! PLEASE REMEMBER TO TAG ME WITH YOUR URL! I'VE LOST ALL OF THEM.
Everyone's having sex recently!
I called up Irene today, and she told me that she just gave birth to Baby Tiffany last Friday. I was shocked. I was expecting her baby to be dued this week. Thank God. I miss this bitch loads.
Okay, forgive me for being cruel to animals, I'm killing this bloody ant which is crawling up and down the keyboard. It's irritating!
What's the big deal about night life anyway?! I'm pissed.
One should not work at night. The best time to go to bed is 10pm and the best time to wake up is from 4 to 6am. This regime provides the best night rest to the body and ensures vivacity and agility of consciousness. One should start every day with doing spiritual exercises.
Getting a good night sleep is important: its primary purpose is to ensure the bio-chemical cleansing of the brain. If one does not sleep enough, one's brain gets inflamed. This can be seen with clairvoyance as a darkening of the brain.
Oh.. I'm so bo liao.
The ant still won't die! Is it a deity or what the fuck?! I tried squashing it, rolling it, pressing it, but it still won't die! FUCK THE ANT.
Yes. I am now off to have sex with the ant and probably give birth to an ant-baby 9 months later. Haa..
Sunday, September 11, 2005
My dear readers, this blog is no longer under construction. Thanks to my itchy fingers and curiousity, I went to check out the normal template that Blogger offers and ..BOO - everything's gone. I gotta redo everything again. I couldn't find the layout that I last used, and was lazy to create all the damn backgrounds and things again, so this is it.
Simple. Good what.
Oh ya. I left the taskbar unedited. Forgot. Will get it done when I'm free! Because it's so.. like.. xiao meimei de style. Wahahaha.. =/
People, please tag me with your url so I can link you up! I've got problems visiting you guys now. Thanks a billion!
13 days to my birthday!
Saturday, September 10, 2005
My feet are numb. Walked the whole of Bugis today with Dearie, Ronald and Da Fei. We were at Bugis for the whole day! -.-" There's this Thai fashion show going on, and there's this model who was sibeh chioooooo.
And I kept my eyes on the male model, he's sucha hunk I tell you. Broad shoulders, nice complexion and hairstyle, and his abs!!!! I'm so mesmerized. Very.
Am tired. Ciaos..
Thursday, September 08, 2005
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly..
Yes, I would very much love to be independent. After today, I realised how weak am I, how much I rely onto someone.
Given my situation, I know I cannot support myself other than my meals. Shopping, clubbing, partying, etc., gotta wait. How I wished that one day when I open my wardrobe, stacks of cash just bounce and fall on to me, pilling up and leaving only my head visible. I wish, I wish...
I teared when I knew how important home is to me. I teared when I knew that someone whom used vulgarities and violence on me for years, cares deeply for me. I teared when I know that there's someone who's always there for me. I teared when I made everyone worry. I teared when I created trouble. I was saddened and touched to tears..
I haven't been neither a good daughter nor a good sister ever since I got into bad company. I've always wanted to change, but still succumb to temptations. I felt really bad, really really bad.. I want to cry out loud so that the whole world can hear me.
So many things to do. So many things to say, to so many people.
I'm afraid I can't take things easily, but I'm not foolish. I'm just so scared that I'll collapse. -sighs-
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Shopping at Far East again! Wahahaha.. Spent over a hundred bucks. -boing-
My new heels from Charles & Keith, $23.10 afer 20% discount. =)
Hello Kitty purse, $21.90 =/
Quartz watch, $20 =x
And this damn free mouse pad from Missha, cos I bought some of my cosmetics.
I did express manicure & pedicure too! It's on a promotion, $25. Classic would be a total of $50. Madness!
I've got loads to get, but no time. Probably tomorrow. =D~
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Sometimes I wonder if people ever pass by and read my entries now. The tagboard's getting rusty. =(
I'm fine! My eyes are alright already!
A million thanks to JinMing, who kept all of my pictures! Because I lost all of them. I'm like..
WAH! And because I'm so exicited, delighted, happy, crazy and everything, I decided to upload them here! Because maybe some people would like to appreciate me for a moment. =x What cock am I talking? =/
First of all, I would like to present the acts of narcissism. Paiseh. I lazy to edit the size. =D
*TADAH*
Don't be surprised if some of the faces don't look like me. I've got some young and innocent ones there! =D~
Accompanied by these..
Till again peeps!
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